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released June 20, 2015

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slugging percentage Columbus, Ohio

two-time cy young winner, 2013 world series mvp and our starting pitcher, ANDY GARDNER.

2009 rookie of the year and current holder of the roberto clemente award, our starting catcher, RYAN STARINSKY.

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Track Name: pitcher's mound is poison
pitcher's mound is poison
Track Name: mercy rule
we're gonna score ten runs
we're gonna take you to school
we're gonna score ten more
you're gonna get mercy ruled

mercy

when the seventh inning comes
the game will be all done
you won't have any fun
the mercy ruling has begun

mercy

mercy rule
Track Name: perfect game
twenty-seven up
twenty-seven down
twenty-seven batters faced
she got twenty-seven strikeouts

inning after inning
the score remained the same
standing on the pitcher's mound
she threw the perfect-perfect game

perfect-perfect game
Track Name: 6-4-3
short stop flips it to second base
second throws to first
6-4-3

inning ending double play
Track Name: bo jackson
bo knows he's the best on the field
and the way that he plays
is just the way that he feels
then you write it
you write him up to be the greatest of our time

bo knows his time is temporary
and what the media inks is what the fans want to see
and then you write it
you write him up to be the legend that cannot die

bo knows baseball

bo knows when he swings for the fence
that he's only human and the crown is pretense
then you write it
you write him up as he breaks the bat over his knee

bo knows when he's splitting his time
he sets himself up to be robbed of his prime
then you write it
you write he could have been the best you've ever seen

bo knows baseball
Track Name: orioles baseball
oh oh oh orioles baseball
oh oh oh orioles yeah
Track Name: balk
don't balk
advance the runner
oh no
Track Name: mariano rivera
the cutter's gonna cut you down
all the way
the cutter's gonna cut you down
when mariano comes in to save the game

cut
Track Name: george steinbrenner
buy up the farms
burn down the barns
sold to the big city
pinstripes of novelty

clean up the boys
give them no choice
groomed like a real yankee
capitalist psyche

buy up the farms
burn down the barns