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Slider
01:09
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Slide! Slide! Slide!
Purple monster with a yellow nose
Slider brings joy wherever he goes
Cheering us on, making us feel alive
Broke his leg in 1995
Slide! Slide! Slide!
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2. |
Bleacher Creature
00:53
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What's that thing lurking in the bleachers
Over at the baseball field?
A big green blob from the land of peaches
It just has a certain appeal,
A certain appeal
Bleacher Creature
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3. |
Mr. Met
01:15
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M-E-T-S
Mr. Met flipped off a fan
It should have got him a Hall of Fame ban
An angry 51 year old man
The face of Shea on bobblehead dolls
Boycotts the Derby for splitting baseballs
F-L-I-P
Mr. Met is pissed at some kid
Who doesn't know all the years he put in
Some New Yorker said he was #1 of all time
It's still that New York sense of mind
You run the show so you don't have to follow the rules
B-I-R-D
Mr. Met
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4. |
Phillie Phanatic
01:38
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Phillie Phanatic
To be a fan, that's not enough
You gotta be a fanatic, that's what's up
To be a fan, no that's never enough
You gotta be a fanatic
Phillie Phanatic
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5. |
Hot Dog Race
01:24
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Hot dog race
Mustard is out in front
Ketchup can't catch up
Relish slipped, got third place
It all goes down at the hot dog race
Hot dog race
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Bernie Brewer
01:28
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40 days and 40 nights
He camped out atop the scoreboard
Cracking Schlitz 'til he was weak in the wrist
Bernie Brewer was born
Out of frustration came Milt Mason
A fan let down by the crowd
When they finally showed
He grabbed ahold of a rope
And it burned as he slid all the way down
Bernie Brewer
It took 40,000 strong to get over the Braves
All it really took was a bat giveaway
And a crazy, old crank who could give a city something to believe in
Would you compromise your arms and your legs
For the betterment of the team?
Would you think twice or sacrifice,
Do you even know what that means?
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7. |
Pirate Parrot
00:31
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Captain: Land up ahead
Parrot: Land up ahead
Captain: Probably won't find no treasure though
Parrot: No treasure! Squawk!
Captain: Haven't seen gold since since Cap'n Stargell
Parrot: No gold! No gold!
Captain: Would you shut up?
Parrot: What do you want me to do? I'm just the parrot.
Captain: Well, the least you can do is raise the Jolly Roger!
Parrot: Choppy waters up ahead Cap'n, looks like trouble.
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Youppi!
02:49
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Youppi!
Bring the Expos back to the MLB
Youppi, I call your name
The only mascot thrown out of a big league game.
Youppi!
Guess it's time to go on to hockey.
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slugging percentage Columbus, Ohio
two-time cy young winner, 2013 world series mvp and our starting pitcher, ANDY GARDNER.
2009 rookie of the year and current holder of the roberto clemente award, our starting catcher, RYAN STARINSKY.
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