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Bernie Brewer

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40 days and 40 nights
He camped out atop the scoreboard
Cracking Schlitz 'til he was weak in the wrist
Bernie Brewer was born

Out of frustration came Milt Mason
A fan let down by the crowd
When they finally showed
He grabbed ahold of a rope
And it burned as he slid all the way down

Bernie Brewer

It took 40,000 strong to get over the Braves
All it really took was a bat giveaway
And a crazy, old crank who could give a city something to believe in

Would you compromise your arms and your legs
For the betterment of the team?
Would you think twice or sacrifice,
Do you even know what that means?

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from mascots, released April 1, 2023

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slugging percentage Columbus, Ohio

two-time cy young winner, 2013 world series mvp and our starting pitcher, ANDY GARDNER.

2009 rookie of the year and current holder of the roberto clemente award, our starting catcher, RYAN STARINSKY.

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