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Mr. Met

from mascots by slugging percentage

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M-E-T-S

Mr. Met flipped off a fan
It should have got him a Hall of Fame ban
An angry 51 year old man

The face of Shea on bobblehead dolls
Boycotts the Derby for splitting baseballs

F-L-I-P

Mr. Met is pissed at some kid
Who doesn't know all the years he put in
Some New Yorker said he was #1 of all time

It's still that New York sense of mind
You run the show so you don't have to follow the rules

B-I-R-D

Mr. Met

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from mascots, released April 1, 2023

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slugging percentage Columbus, Ohio

two-time cy young winner, 2013 world series mvp and our starting pitcher, ANDY GARDNER.

2009 rookie of the year and current holder of the roberto clemente award, our starting catcher, RYAN STARINSKY.

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